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Le tout nouveau testament

Le tout nouveau testament is a movie starring Pili Groyne, Benoît Poelvoorde, and Catherine Deneuve. Did you know that God is alive and lives in Brussels with his daughter?

Other Titles
Cisto nova zaveza, Det helt nye testament, Deus Existe e Vive em Bruxelas, Dio esiste e vive a Bruxelles, Det helt nya testamentet, The Brand New Testament, 死期大公開, Zupełnie Nowy Testament, Det helt nye testamente, Naujausias testamentas, O Novíssimo Testamento, El nuevísimo testamento, 神様メール, Det spritnye testamente, Comedia Elohit, Yeni Ahit, Potpuno novi zavet, Legújabb testamentum, El nuevo nuevo testamento, El nuevo Nuevo Testamento, Das brandneue Testament, Η ολοκαίνουργια... Καινή Διαθήκη, Testamentul nou-nout
Running Time
1 hours 54 minutes
Quality
480p, 720p, 1080p, 2K, 4K
Genres
Comedy, Fantasy
Director
Jaco Van Dormael
Writer
Jaco Van Dormael, Thomas Gunzig
Actors
Benoît Poelvoorde, Pili Groyne, François Damiens, Catherine Deneuve
Country
Luxembourg, Belgium, France
Year
2015
Audio Languages
English, Deutsch, Français, Italiano, Español, Svenska, Gaeilge, Nederlands
Subtitles
日本語, Čeština, Tiếng Việt, Português, 한국어, Australia, Filipino, हिन्दी

Did you know that God is alive and lives in Brussels with his daughter?

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Billy N.

The story about five children who become small adults was something like a fairy tale, but this is a great example of how a clever story can be put to good use. The story is about a father and his children who live a normal life as a family. Then one day the father has a sudden change and decides to let go of all that he loves to become a hero. At first all seems good to him, but as he gets closer to becoming a hero the family gets more and more unstable. The story is very interesting and will give you a great laugh, but don't be fooled, there is a lot of drama and sorrow and this is only part of the story. The other part is about the family and how they want to protect each other and what they will do to achieve that. The father does not like the thought of going into the army but does not tell the wife. The wife's decision is to leave and leave the children, so the father goes to war. The wife tries to get away from her husband but is caught in a train crash and ends up in a hospital. The son wants to go back to the city and avoid the war, but will he manage to avoid his father's wishes and the war? This is a great story and I enjoyed watching it so much. If you like this kind of story you should definitely watch it.

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Donald

It's difficult to understand why anyone would not like this movie. I've been so desperate to see this one for a very long time. I really can't think of anything negative about it. It is so incredibly over-the-top, and I've never seen anything like it. The entire film is so over-the-top that it's a huge visual treat. The whole film is so over-the-top that it makes the picture so wonderfully dynamic. It's impossible to look at the picture, not even if you were watching a close-up of a white horse! I think most people will agree with me on that one. It's very easy to forget that this is a film. There are no clean-cut characters to get upset about. Everyone is so over-the-top that the dialogue is just great. You would never think that someone could deliver such fantastic lines, that the actors literally cry. The lines are great, the actors are fantastic, and I could not even tell the difference between the actors. It's just such an intense experience, I can't even remember half of what the actors say. This is one of the greatest film experiences I've ever had in my life. I cannot think of anything better for an evening in. I hope this movie gets the recognition it deserves. It's so much more than just a comedy. You'll enjoy it so much more than a normal movie.

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Julie Knight

This is one of those films that made me think of Charlie Chaplin, Mary Pickford and Harold Lloyd, and Jean Cocteau. The story is very different from the others, but all the performances are fantastic. Christian Mayne, who plays the title character, is one of the most underrated actors of the last ten years, and he definitely deserves an Oscar nomination. He is actually a very good singer, and I can't understand how this movie didn't get an Oscar nomination. He has also done one of my all-time favourite films, The Car, and is a brilliant stage actor. The story is based on a true story, so the ending is totally unexpected, and the movie is in no way dull, because the characters are so different, and the message is totally different from the other films I mentioned. It's not a children's film, but still very funny. This is one of those films that will make you laugh and cry, and is definitely worth a watch. 9/10

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Charles

The most consistently delightful "foreign" film of all time. I saw it on opening night of the Chicago International Film Festival and loved it right away. It has many unifying traits and is one of the only movies (or TV series) in recent memory that I know of that completely belongs to the two genres it portrays. It is smart, clever, funny, weird, and everything in between. The directing, acting, and editing all tie together to make it a great film. This film is a classic. Yes, it is cliche, but in the spirit of The Godfather, it's also very real and heartfelt. It never seems to take itself too seriously. Not a single word from the actors was superfluous. It's the type of movie that makes me laugh and I can't imagine anyone watching it not having a good time. The cast is outstanding, especially the actors who play the kids. They're just such great, engaging actors that I'm actually surprised they haven't made more movies. Like the characters themselves, this is a film that's hard to find but worth every penny. You should definitely see it.

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Jacqueline Richardson

I watched the movie last night, and have to say it was a good experience. The director and writer did a fantastic job, balancing comedy, horror, drama, and an all around plot. The animation is incredible, the first part of the movie is very scary, but there are good bits later on as well. I think it's a must-see. I was surprised by how well the first few scenes were done, but I found that most of the horror of the movie really hits you when you see it on the screen. I found that when I read the reviews of this movie, I see a lot of negative reviews, and it's strange that some people don't like the movie. Well, this is my opinion, but I think it's a good movie. I also recommend it to people who like movies that are based on anime and manga.

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Scott B.

Practical jokes in the name of a comedy? You will have to watch this movie without skipping any of the movie to figure that out. The whole idea of jokes in the name of the comedy was so fresh, so refreshing, so original, that it made the movie work really well. In fact, I would say it's the main reason why it is so good. It's a comedy from beginning to end. The first hour of the movie is about showing how this crazy and wonderful lady realizes that she can't bear the failure and the fact that everyone tries to force her to do something (whether that be with them or to be accepted by society). Then, she realizes that she doesn't have to be happy and that everyone is responsible for her happiness. She realizes that being happy doesn't have to mean doing everything by yourself. Then, she realizes that love can come from any type of person, or any type of thing. She realizes that there are different kinds of love and different ways of love. And that there is a difference between having a personal relationship with one person and getting to know one person and becoming their friend. She realizes that there are ways to be happy that are not the same as "having a relationship" with another person. I highly recommend this movie. It's the only comedy movie that I watched that I would say has some truth in it. I think that this movie is worth watching!

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Julia

It's hard to believe that I'd say something this bad about a film that I haven't seen, but this one, I have. What was I expecting? A funny film that sticks with you? No, it's a really strange film that sticks with you. If you thought The Royal Tenenbaums was a great film, you'll love this. It's hard to believe that it has some of the weirdest dialogue ever written, but it's clever, well written and hilarious. It's funny, stupid and achingly sad. What more could you ask for?

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Raymond L.

I saw this movie last night. Not as good as it had been portrayed in the TV shows but still a fine piece of work. Yes, the characters are stereotypes, but still have their own unique selves. I loved seeing Ewan McGregor in a part he has done many times. Too bad no one was in the movie to really care for the guy. I recommend this movie to anyone who wants to see a movie that really just has it all. With your typical happy ending, it still has heart and is not a tear jerker. All in all, well worth seeing.

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Shirley Kelly

I'd seen "The Godfather" long before this movie was released, and I've seen it several times since. I really loved the Godfather. It was interesting, it had a lot of action and it had an excellent soundtrack. This movie had some good acting. At first I thought some of the scenes were a bit over-the-top, but they helped make the story better. It was just a fun movie to watch. The villains are interesting. They are well-rounded characters that don't become a stereotypical "bad guy" and become the "good guy" who, after the first hour of the movie, becomes a "bad guy" in the end. The idea is not just to make everyone happy, but also make sure that a lot of people aren't happy. I think that's a good way to think about the world. Everyone has bad people who are hurting them, so you try to fix it. Also, the movie doesn't try to "please" the audience. There are parts that are just plain stupid and pointless, and are clearly not meant to be funny. But, again, I think that's a good way to think about the world. Also, the song that the main character sings (I think) is very great. This is what I like about "The Godfather." It's not just "good" movies, but "good" movies that don't just have great acting and plot, but also have great songs.

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Bruce G.

Movies as a whole were made by people for other people, and they were made by them for other people. So, the existence of the question "Who created me?" is all that is of importance. The other thing that is important is that I am able to make it through this movie. The questions are not asked, and I cannot be bothered to answer them. It is an attempt at comedy, not because it is entertaining, but because it is necessary. It is a surrealist movie, but it is no masterpiece, because in the end, it is self-evident that it is an effort. It is a vain attempt to make the audience do the work for them. It is what I like to call a "catch-the-bandit" movie. It is the unasked question. You can watch it in the way it is intended: as a simple comedy. The characters are not in the movie so that they can impress you with their presence. They are just there, and they are there to be solved. The movie is more like a detective story, with a few twists to keep the audience interested. A very good movie, and a bit of an embarrassment.

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Jose G.

I saw this movie in the early 80's at the Footlocker. I was very pleasantly surprised by it and am now seeing it again after almost 30 years. The acting was fantastic. I always like when a movie has more than one actor in it. I also liked the use of classic music. I like that the whole movie has a unique vibe and atmosphere. I think a lot of people who see it today have never seen this movie and have no idea what the original is about. I am glad that they did not put a big budget behind it, or a huge cast. I don't know if they were worried that they wouldn't make it and would have to pull a fast one on the audience. They did a great job.

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Madison H.

I was in awe. This movie is so well done. I've never heard of it, but I'd say it's worth checking out. It was the first movie I had ever seen about the Swiss and I just love it. The whole idea of the film is to make the viewer think about the Swiss and the Swiss culture, and the movie does that very well. It is a great character study about the Swiss and what it means to be Swiss. I recommend this movie highly.

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Jacob

As a huge fan of the Coen Brothers, I was very excited to watch their newest movie, 'The Big Lebowski'. I have to admit that this is one of the more emotionally draining movies I have ever seen. It may not have a great storyline, but it has all the right ingredients to make you feel very nostalgic for the films they have made, since the beginning. What I mean is that it is at least 60 years old, and is the same formula of each of their films, yet they are still able to put it all together. The cast in this movie is perfect. The actors all have a very strong presence on screen. Jack Lemmon, Jeff Bridges and John Goodman are simply great in their respective roles. I personally like this movie more than the original 'The Big Lebowski', but that is just me. The only other reason I would recommend this to others is the sound track. It is so unique and wonderfully fitting, and I cannot tell you how often I wanted to go outside and check out the festival scene. It is a well done movie, and it has everything a movie should have. I give this movie a 9/10.

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Rebecca O.

It's a pleasure to see Guy Maddin back in action. We all love him as the voice of Professor Bunsen Burnst' but his most recent performances have been very strange. He's been in this, the first one, the latest, and this one, and I must say they all have a certain charm about them, but they're not all so charming. This one is a bit more complex, and Maddin keeps a very strange, almost dreamy voice throughout. It's certainly a beautiful movie, the scenes with the old woman and the piano have to be seen to be believed. And to cap it all, it's totally beautiful to watch the way Maddin cuts to the orchestra in the last scene, and you just can't stop grinning.

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Ronald

I loved this movie! it was really really good. I can't wait to see it again. there's so many nice actors in it. even if it's only in French. Loved it!

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Eric O.

I loved this movie! For those of you who have seen it, and have been "trapped" in a movie theatre since then, I can tell you that the film has changed my life! This movie has made me a huge fan of Sophie's choice, and also of the then new true-life documentaries. The casting of the characters was perfect, with the actors putting together a flawless plot! I loved the location in this movie and found it very very interesting to find out about a place like "Pointe Claire" and the people who lived there. Overall, the film is a must see, and has really opened my eyes to the world of documentaries.

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Samantha M.

I can't see how the 'novel' will do well at the box office. The plot, the acting, the whole thing is so stupid, I didn't see it coming, but then again, I've seen the awful 'Horrible Bosses' movie, and even though that was a horrendous movie, it seemed to have the same horrible plot. The plot is so silly, and then the storyline is so stupid, that I couldn't believe it. The actors are terrible, and the script is completely bad. The only positive thing I can say about the whole movie, is that it is a little bit funny, but not the funniest thing ever. If you don't mind looking at cartoons for 8 hours, and watching it because you're bored, than go for it. If you don't like it, don't bother. It's not a 'bad' movie, because it's not a good movie. Don't expect any depth, because it's just plain stupid.

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Anthony

I am a huge fan of Werner Herzog and I am always looking for his films. This is one of his early ones, and for that alone I will always enjoy it. This film is a treasure trove of culture, one that is never over-dramatic. It is a kind of allegory, a story of the delusions of art, of truth, of the world's fictional stories, and of the people who are all out to manipulate those stories. And that is the very essence of this movie. Its a little bit slow and less intense than others of his, but there is still a lot to digest, and it is the kind of thing you may have seen before, and it is still worth seeing. Watch it!

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Kelly G.

The film was not the typical, great script filled with Hollywood throwaway, plot twists and sub plots but it was a very good film, with a great plot line, with some decent acting, and a great finale. The film was like being on a cross-country car trip and seeing many things happening at the same time. Everything from the way the story is told to the "drawbacks" in the film are done very well. The music in the film really add to the film. The film was not heavy on the music as it is in many of the other films, but was just good enough. The movie has many twists and turns and is very unique in a very good way. The film is about a person that wants to be a successful musician, but isn't sure if he should or not, and ends up being dragged along with the band playing the same song. What you would expect from a musical, but more and more. Although the film is similar in some ways to others in the musical genre, and I may go back and check the others out, I think it was a very good film. I loved it and can't wait to see it again.

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Kenneth Ward

Just when you think the film genre has moved into a whole new level, comes along a gem like "Cronos." This movie is a mix of comedy and action and you can't help but feel a combination of amusement and awe. The movie starts off with an action-packed night of fun and the characters will have you laughing and cheering. However, this is quickly put to a halt by the arrival of the King of the Underworld, a pretty bad ass. He murders everyone in his path and proceeds to try and gain more power. The movie does not hold back and it does not disappoint. The action is awesome and there are plenty of action sequences to be enjoyed. This movie is one of the best examples of the best way to turn a bad movie into a good one. This movie is a bit long, but it is still good. The cast was fantastic and I loved all of the characters. The movie also had plenty of humor in it and it was very entertaining. There is so much that I like in this movie and I definitely recommend this movie. The movie did a great job and has a great cast. I recommend this movie to all ages. My favorite character was King Lucifer. I give this movie a 10 out of 10!

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Marie

I like to have fun watching movies. I can watch them over and over again. My favorite movies for me are 2001: A Space Odyssey, Breakfast Club, Up and now, this film. I was watching this movie the other day and thinking to myself. What a great cast. Who would have thought Brad Pitt and the good old handsome guy from Reservoir Dogs, Vincent D'Onofrio. Then I noticed him in another movie with John Cusak in it, which was called A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Moon. Now this movie has Vincent D'Onofrio, who is still going strong. It would have been great to see him in this movie as well. So I rented this movie and watched it. Then I was totally blown away. It is amazing. The movie is about a guy named Scott, (Brad Pitt) who is a waiter at a fast food restaurant and a very talented dancer. After being out of work for a while, he is hired by a guy named Bob (John Cusak) to be his assistant, because he is really good at his job. As the years go on, Scott learns more about dance and the challenges that it can be. One day, he meets a woman named Laura (Jessica Alba) who is a dancer in the local nightclub. They meet and fall in love. During the course of the movie, Scott and Laura have a child, who ends up dying. Scott has to face the decisions that he has to make and a fight breaks out between Scott and Bob. But what is really interesting is that they both really love each other. When you watch this movie, watch it for the great cast, that really shows all of their talent. The music is amazing. It has everything, dance numbers, comedy and so much more. I will be buying this movie soon. I give this movie a 9 out of 10. It is amazing. See it!

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Sharon T.

This is a movie with very high regard and I think it deserves it. The plot was very simple, very light and easy to follow. The characters were very good and there were no weak characters. I liked the way the story was connected. I think it could be a nice way to introduce and explain different cultures of the world. The way the movie ended was also very good, it left me not satisfied, but satisfied. It was not the usual end that we expect. If you like comedy movies and you like action movies, then you should watch this movie. 9/10

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Kathryn Barnes

This movie is, to put it nicely, a letdown. It's not the worst movie I've ever seen, but I'm not sure it's a particularly good one. The movie is an interesting tale of a man who becomes estranged from his family after his girlfriend, who is pregnant, is killed in an auto accident. To spite himself, he concocts a plot to steal the baby. He hires his brother, who is a thief, to kill the woman's husband, who is a member of the family. At the end, he decides to go to jail instead of going to trial. I found the movie, overall, pretty enjoyable. The plot was engaging, the acting was good, the settings were gorgeous, and the performances of the cast were reasonable. All in all, a good movie.